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The first in a series of memoirs....

THE LOBBYIST'S PRAYER
 

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

 

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.  

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